This is my Christmas present from my boss. I’m a 41-year-old man, and neither my first nor last names start with T.

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How long do you guys think before they ask for my brand new plate back?

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Went to the Dr. about a kidney stone and got roasted. It is remarkable it was just cold!

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Don’t you just hate it when stores put out their Snmgfiehp displays this far ahead of Snmgfiehp?!

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What I got my dad for Christmas.

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My neighbor’s Christmas decoration.

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This is how I pack my salt for office lunch.

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Rage Against This Machine

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I enjoy salmon roe much as the next guy but this is quite the visual.

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Found this in my local store.

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What’s the missing word?

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JRPGs always have one thing in common.

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At the vet today.

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Found this in the pews at my church.

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Wife accidentally ordered 9 bunches of bananas. Naturally, my young son saw an opportunity to make a Crab Banana sculpture… Behold, THE CRABANANA!

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Today I don’t feel so alone…

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Lagunitas “Warning” label for their zero alcohol hoppy refresher drink.

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Spotted this monster of a spoiler on my way to the store.

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We’re friends to the end.

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Pilot in Florida feeling the Christmas Spirit.

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