This legend picking someone up at the airport and his unimpressed wife.

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Wife asked me to pick up a roll of Hanukkah wrapping paper. The criteria I was given was “It should be blue and white”. Mission accomplished.

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Went to my parents house the other day. My dad has labeled his phone.

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Should somebody tell him?

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Some guy ran around home depot putting this sticker on random tools.

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Yup… yup… ummm hmmm

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Starry Night – Vincent van Gogh (1889)

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Guess it wasn’t that final…

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The new Star Wars movie is starting off great.

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The local gas station has both markets cornered.

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We really need some rain in Australia!

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Advertisement in today’s newspaper.

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Reinforcement at its finest.

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Thanks for the iPad Grandma.

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Come on in!

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Grandma lynched the whole nativity scene.

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0800 FOREPLAY

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New from Matel, Walk of Shame Barbie.

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This portrait of our cat was worth every penny.

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