My wife couldn’t open the bag, so this was her solution when she bought the potato.

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Seamus’ dream girl.

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Help, my gingerbread men keep coming out hard.

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RIP Shelbyville

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What are you doing Step-Ladder?

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This is going in my mom’s stocking.

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Don’t put a bottle of frozen cola on your heated floor…

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What’s Next??

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My mother-in-law thinks I’ll eat her eggs and ruin Christmas breakfast.

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Dog doesn’t want me to know the secrets.

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Christmas in Hawaii

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I couldn’t watch tv because my wife wanted the ambiance of a fireplace.

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Thankfully I only planned on eating the stone.

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I’m a 37-year-old man, made my own… Girlfriend made the other. Guess who made which one.

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Yes please.

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KU WHHIP

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It takes a real man to wear those jeans!

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You can’t tell what I got my Dad for Christmas…

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Guardian of the Christmas ham.

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