My parents are remodeling their home over the holiday break. This is their makeshift Christmas tree.

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My girlfriend got me a mousepad with my favorite picture of her on it.

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Are you not entertained?

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Check out the name of my local coffee shop backwards.

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Always check the dimensions before buying appliances.

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Our ornaments never make it to Christmas day.

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The city just sent out the “If you’re cold, they’re cold” reminders to bring our dogs in when it’s freezing outside. This is my dog.

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When two wrongs make a right.

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You got dis.

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Soon.

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My sister gave me the best Christmas present.

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The Annual Posting of the Chinese Community Thanking Jews for Eating Chinese Food on Christmas.

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She said: “All I want for Christmas is a Switch!”

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My wife’s cat likes to cuddle, my cat, not so much.

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Bought my brother tree trimmers for Christmas, built a cardboard frame around them and wrapped them like this.

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You will never be as festive as my barista this morning.

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Sucks it fell but at least the result is hilarious.

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JACKPOT!

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“Thanks Timmy”.

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Friendly Reminder!

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Happy Christmas from Odd Stuff!