I sat there, staring, wondering why my religious Mother in Law had a severed Toe Christmas tree orament. Upon closer inspection…

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These sales are becoming less and less impressive each year.

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Nearly crashed upon seeing this on the truck next to me.

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Do we really need to keep tabasco sauce that accessible?

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Etsy WTF: Marie Antoinette Underwear.

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Might be the greatest news report I’ve seen.

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Best friends walk in each other’s shoes.

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I kicked over my cats milk and had no replacement. He sat opposite me as I ate my dinner looking at me like this.

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This T-shirt Mom picked out.

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Is that me?

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Find The Panda, Black Metal Style.

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Welcome to Texas.

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My dad showing off his new favorite t-shirt for Christmas dinner.

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My nephew asked for nothing but cold hard cash for Christmas. He was not disappointed.

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The holiday spirit might have gotten the best of me last night…

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My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas, she’s crafty so I told her to make me something. Couldn’t be happier!

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This is an obedient man. Certainly we can all agree not a sober man, but obedient nonetheless.

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My daughter put this is my stocking.

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So this present lasted exactly 4 hours and 50 minutes. Merry Christmas…

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Honest Wine Bottles.

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Well I’ll be damned. Horns and all?

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