I made an attempt at this year’s Christmas cookie decorating contest.

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My dad never wanted to spend the money on a new toy after my Woody doll broke as a young child. I present this cursed creation that I spent an unholy amount of time with.

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Today, the James Webb telescope camera was switched on to acquire the 1st image from deep space..

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Wife has run out of ideas.

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Went to see the family for Christmas and had heartburn. Found Tums in the medicine cabinet..

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Found out why my wife is in such a good mood for the last couple of weeks: She’s been smokin’ crack.

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Mom dresses her pups up every year!

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Unnecessary Necessities.

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Not the worst gift.

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“Shirtception” – My favorite gift every year from my brother. We’re now at level 8.

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Got about a foot of snow.

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I wondered for a while why the water flosser lid was open every day.

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