My rear isn’t looking forward to this journey again.

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This energy drink from Sweden.

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A glorious loaf of Santa bread.

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99 Cents Only Stores getting out of control.

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Wife was not as amused as I was.

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“Give me the ugliest car you got”.

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Cirque Du Soleil ahead?

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My cashier accidentally charged me for 459 mangos.

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Stop if you are not a fly!

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Meat is Murder

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My wife and I looked at this chance card and both went “absolutely not”.

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Biblically accurate croissant

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Excessively petted lion statue.

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My family does brackets for holidays, this was our Christmas bracket.

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Every year we create a 70s inspired album cover for our imaginary family band. This is the 2022 hit album cover.

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A jewelry store I walked past today had this sign up.

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Average Christmas with family.

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My wife made our cat a business tie and collar. It raises some eyebrows in the neighborhood.

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Who the hell is eating level 6 toast???

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Another Christmas as the last unmarried in my family.

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