Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas.
My dad, his dog, and I all share the same hair cut.
My girlfriend left this warning for me on my pillow.
Looks like this is my last supper.
My brother has been feeding a seagull scraps from his windowsill for weeks, so my girlfriend bought him this sign. Safe to say the seagull was not impressed.
I received the perfect Christmas gift.
This was on the menu at the sushi restaurant I went to.
Shout out to my mom who very kindly brought me “Dumbbells” from the basement and even washed them, so I could work out at home with weights. Turns out these are old Soviet-era hand grenades.
Facepalm
Saw this sign at my local park.
Don’t you hate when the people in front of you are horsing around instead of ordering?!
The perfect attire for the arrest.
Spotted in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.
Scientists have discovered a black hole that absorbs all food falling to the floor.
At least it’s clearing by midday!
via Jeff
