Amongst my Dad’s Christmas decorations is a set of porcelain angels in a box marked “Christmas Angles”. We’ve giggled about this misspelling for years, so this season I finally made him the Christmas Angles he deserves.

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Bought this vertical mouse and my team is making fun of me, saying it’s too phallic.

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Local bookstore.

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Printed these labels to keep my kids away from my treats. Works like a charm.

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Got too frisky with the wife. This is my bed for the next two weeks.

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Maybe I need to lay off the holiday treats and go to the gym.

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And here I thought Five Guys was exciting!

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Imagine being in line at Starbucks glancing up to misunderstand what was taking place. My first initial thought on God was… “Put it in reverse Terry. Put it in reverse.”

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Amazon didn’t deliver one of my daughter’s gift on time. I guess we’re going to see how long it takes for her to notice Santa dropped one.

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My work got an ice sculpture delivered yesterday. It was a dolphin.

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I quite fancy this owl’s mustache. Very clean cut and dignified. Glorious you could say.

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The vegetable shops here show a pic of the farmer.

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I got a new shampoo for Christmas and found this on the tube.

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First date and I serve you something to eat on this fine plate, what do you do?

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Fun for the whole family.

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“Yep, that should about do it.”

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Safety First

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Ah yes, (country) my favorite place to visit.

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Woah, calm down donut store!

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