Apparently getting mugged on the tennis court was a big worry in the 1970s.

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Probably British.

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Tip jar.

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SHHHHHHHH…

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The life of a married man.

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I’m a dolphin.

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After putting in a new bathroom door and not installing the doorknob yet, I had to put a note up just in case my boyfriend was actually being serious.

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Rescuers restrain and cover the eyes of a panicking plane.

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Way to drop the f*cking ball Toy Story 3.

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Mistle-no.

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This guy in my political science class was watching a Bob Ross video and following along in MS Paint.

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The difference between The Simpsons and South Park.

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He got his hip replaced and had his hip bone turned into a cane!!

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Men’s humor.

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Whether or Not an Item is Lost: Me vs. My Wife.

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My hospital’s decorations.

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Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.

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Spelling Bee.

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What it’s like working in retail.

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