Every year I give my wife a hunky guy calendar with my face pasted on all the guys.

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I got this for my manager’s last day tomorrow. I’m pretty sure I can’t get fired.

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My mom’s shower at her hotel.

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Closed We Is

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My girlfriend wouldn’t let me buy this bear, she said it would bring demons into our home…

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Tesla with backup power.

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Someone gifted me eggo waffles underwear.

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Shampoo bottle at a hotel in Canada.

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Best Christmas gift ever!

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What do you think my secret Santa was trying to tell me?

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The freezer at this bar I’m at.

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My kids got the TJ gingerbread house too.

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My cat has a drinking problem.

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Something was lost in translation on my ramen.

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When you have a valid reason to not show up for work.

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