Wife said she wanted a small coffee table.

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A photo of the gingerbread homewrecker.

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Added some black tape eyebrows to our Christmas duck.

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My Aunt needed her implants removed. She’s taking it pretty well.

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How I learned she doesn’t like surprises.

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Getting into the Holiday Spirit.

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Our 2020 Christmas tree.

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Asked for extra cheese on the burger. Clearly someone’s first day.

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My wife blew a raspberry at our son. He either hated it or absolutely loved it.

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Found this thoughtful letter I wrote to my mom at age 7.

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Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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Our family photo this year matched 2020 perfectly.

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“When does it kick in?”

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The 5 stages of sex for men.

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My friend needs some flour and kosher salt for baking. I’m bringing her some today.

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