My supervisor at work decided to let me know his opinion on my purchase.

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Possibly not the best bird-feed name when that’s your company name.

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At least take me on a date first…

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Panic at first sight.

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A sign of the times.

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What do you hear in your head?

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Two Birds…

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Papayas

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Can I just write it with a sharpie?

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What you think? Only $15k and it’s hot red!

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My Ring thought there was an UberEats delivery.

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I work at a gas station and found a gun in the bathroom.

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All those years of training Herblore on RuneScape have finally paid off.

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Life imitates art.

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Need a job?

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I bought these because it said “Premium Animal Clippers” thinking I could use em on my dog, but they’re industrial sheep shears.

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Deep Fried Pepsi

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According to my wife’s Advent calendar it’s December 25th tomorrow. Happy Christmas everyone!

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