the snow man

Happy non-denominational holidays!

Every online recipe ever

My girlfriend’s very Russian grampa sent her an urgent email the other day.

Mystery Solved.

Wise words from the boss

Working in IT, I can relate

My mom slid this under my door after walking in on me watching Buffy and sobbing.

Good work, my friend.

Everyone should have a friend like Hyde

Heard you was talking shit

20 minutes into my Physics exam…

The animal shelter sign wasn’t lying…

Seattle Barbie

Thanks for the tip DropBox.

Truth!

Jon Stewart hits on Angelina Jolie.

Thanks for the existential crisis, laffy taffy

Like a good neighbor.

Me in college

It’s that time of year again.

Woman asleep on train

Our new shower curtain

There’s only one thing here that’s baked, and it’s not the pizza

This woman

The god to which all college students pray

Finals start tomorrow.

Luke knows what’s up.

My boss walked in on me and my co-workers building a box hut last night and told us to grow up

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Abort mission! ABORT!