Waitress left kind messages on our drinks. Feel like mine’s missing something…

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Make up your damn minds.

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This shrine in the toilet of my favourite fried chicken place.

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Saw this car today. I immediately started singing.

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Notice

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Pants Town, come see our Dickies.

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We have to book these in now??

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I was cleaning my fridge today and found this.

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He sees you when he’s sleeping…

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It only took 43 years…

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Finally, the bespoke ice cubes I crave.

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“Titties? nah man, I like..”

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Someone changed all the street signs in my town form Putt Corners to Butt Corners.

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Guess I’m too close.

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Our local family-owned bakery delivery service.

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I put googly eyes on my roommate’s x-ray.

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This unfortunate combo.

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