“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.”

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I asked my mom to grab some grape tomatoes. It’s a 20lb box. Guess I’ll be making tomato paste, tomato sauce and anything else that has a frigging tomato in it for the next forever.. 20lbs!

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Trying to order a taxi to pick me up and he asks where I am..

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Spotted in traffic.

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Every morning at 11 or so, windowman shows up and scares me. (My neighbor’s chimney).

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I was looking for my stupid cat for an hour before I found him. I’m not even mad..

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Before bitcoin it was this..

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Surprise valentine gift for the wife. I’m sure she will be impressed..

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Damn.. My pretzels expired 300 years ago.

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