Who likes dry vagies?

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Ever get that feeling you’re being watched?

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They used this picture at work today to see if we could locate all the OSHA safety violations.

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My wife asked me to buy medium sized cucumbers. This is what I bought, she said it’s small… (TV remote for scale)

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Sneaky cops

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Always Remember.

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It took us way too long to find her.

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I think Burger King forgot something.

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Got a vasectomy today. My wife got me get well cookies.

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Spotted in the wild today.

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He’s either illiterate or has no regard for the law.

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Netflix recommended Requiem for a Dream to me as a “Raunchy Comedy”.

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Didn’t quite reach -40 below..

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My daughter has a book on my wife’s favourite subject.

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