My grandpa took this bottle out and said: “I take these for my gambling addiction.”

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The resemblance is eggstraordinary!

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Whatever, I do what I want!

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Michelle Bachman said she was waiting for a sign from God to run for Senate.

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You are my fire, the one desire!

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When you are taking a pic and you leave your flash on.

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My mom was the top preforming rep at her call center in 2017. This was her gift.

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My daughter looks like she lives in a van down by the river.

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This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.

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Rachel Riley struggling to contain a chuckle on yesterday’s show after this was spelled out.

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Mom caught my little brother planning a party.

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These two had opposite hair cuts.

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Worst possible outfit to wear to a Target. I got asked questions like 40 times.

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This piece of furniture looks like two pieces of furniture mating.

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I wonder how this would turn out?

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My oldefar (great grandfather) looks like Carl from Up!

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I’d like to call this meeting to order.

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A quandry.

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