I didn’t think I’d actually lose in a hide a seek game with my nephew… (Told him to pose for a pic).

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The vet put a warning on my dogs medicine for him not to operate heavy machinery or drive while affected.

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Perfectly placed dead pixels.

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Just saying…

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The only way to relieve the pressure is to pump gas.

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I installed a new brand of towel warmer. It warms and judges you at the same time.

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Cut my life into pieces..

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My choose-your-own-adventure driver’s license.

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I can’t recall whether my son was going off to fight in the Crusades or about to drop his latest album.

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Ultimate comfort.

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Got a deal today.

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Whippet real good.

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Space Flavored!

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Try Me!

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Bike lane just painted in Rome.

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