$0.25 out of a machine. $947.36 out of a dog. Gotta love that smug “worth it” look.

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When your three year old tells man at McDonald’s that his pants are falling down.

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World’s Worst Sorority.

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1 in 34 owls have seen some serious shit!

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I’m a programmer, and my boss handed me this piece of paper on my first day at work.

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College in a nutshell.

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Cool puzzle bro.

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Tricky Thermodynamics.

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I was going through a breakup and my baby sister gave me flower seeds.

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Hands in assignment – Gets new assignment on same day..

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Smells like dog kennel.

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Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.

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My lava lamp made a dick. Coworker is amused.

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Robert filed a five day protesting permit with the city so he can yell at Best Buy for the rest of the week.

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Saw this on refrigerator at work today…

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Came across this while shopping today…

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We’re in the middle of a science fair project at my house. I found this appropriate.

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After 14 years this is still how i remember how to spell beautiful.

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Seven Earth-sized people found orbiting a supercool dwarf star.

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This new mouse isn’t working.

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