I’m not normally one for conspiracy theories, but this is pretty compelling.

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What were they used for is my question.

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I broke my finger this week. And for the next four weeks, this is just how my hand works. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it.

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Bought some paint and it came with this bottle of nothing.

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Saw this while working at a site, made me chuckle.

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What is going on at this restaurant?

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My wife’s best friend has a framed photo of Ving Rhames on the shelf with all his family photos.

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This hotel fines you for smoking or durian.

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FedEx driver chose to ignore the front porch and go through this gate. My rooster charged them; torn pants, scratches. Apparently, it’s my fault.

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Please don’t talk to me.

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The perfect woman lives in Maine.

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The bathroom poet strikes again.

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Found this online and had to order. No idea what this is supposed to mean but it cracked me up.

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And they still gave it two stars.

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Someone didn’t like the road repair.

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Apparently in my absence my husband has hung cat-level wall art. So sophisticated!

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My husband lost his wallet on our honeymoon. Nearly a month later look what shows up in the mail!

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