I found this in the elevator at the hotel I’m staying at.. Think I’ll take the stairs.

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If anyone wants a hot chocolate recipe, my daughter has you covered.

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I thought I was ordering two bundles of sprouts, not singular units. Now I have brussel balls.

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Something tells me this is not an original Makita..

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I put my antidepressants in a dinosaur themed claw machine to get me to take them.

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My mom gave me this.

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I’m kinda Insulted.

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Which is it, wok or drive?!

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Var Sinso

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But why?!

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This is how my girlfriend peels her oranges.

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