Reminds me of taking a bath.

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The trick is to tell her that you look like Christian Bale, but not to tell her which role…

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This picture someone’s kid drew of their family “snorkeling”.

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Sausage and Eggs

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I got a promotion at work on Friday. The repair on my car that I thought was going to cost ~$600 is being covered under warranty. I dropped my brand new phone this morning onto my tile floor, but it was saved by a stuffed toy that my dog left there. Then I get this, I’m scared.

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My last trip to Taco Bell.

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My suitcase traveling to Japan was a…

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Strong policy.

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Sex dolls stuffed into a telephone booth. Laguna Beach, CA

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Either their quality control sucks or they just like messing with drunk people.

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Just do it

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That’s a lot of gravy.

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Toy Story 5: lost in Mexico.

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Legend.

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Best thing I’ve seen at a convention so far.

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Someone put googly eyes on trees at my local park.

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Makeshift puppy feeder.

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