Bob’s Seafood..

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How my dog sits in the car.

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We couldn’t help ourselves.

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day!

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A real thing I saw today.

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Impending doom.

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My co-worker asked me if I could tell him what the symbols meant because I know Chinese.

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I was so excited to tell my dog to Eat A Bag Of Dicks that I didn’t see it was $70 bucks. Whoops!

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This picture in my dentist office looks like an anus.

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“Mittens, there’s something we need to discuss”.

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This carrot I pulled out of my garden.

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Made a newspaper with only fake news and called it the Facebook Times.

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Fresh off the delivery truck.

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Yukon Do It

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Help me settle a bet. Shoes or sandals?

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This butt shaped pillow is advertised as good for sleepers, squeezers, slappers & face-buriers.

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