You should see how the seagulls drive!

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Thanks Equifax for showing me my worth. My identity is worth $22.81

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Seems like a completely legitimate and high quality contractor who I’d want to hire.

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Pepper monster

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There really is a sign for everything.

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I custom embroidered these joggers with a fake collaboration.

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Something tells me 5-Headed Shark Attack didn’t hire John Wick’s weapons trainer.

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My kids received this spider-man as a gift.

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Not sure this is something I’d advertise…

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Someone had a bad breakup.

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My daughter is having twins!

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Crocs have evolved into something much much worse.

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Missus put the Fairy pods in the washing machine and somehow that’s my fault!

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