When you pause Phantom Menace at just the right spot.

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Two free hot dogs! Hey wait a second…

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Company made 5 billion last year and all I got was a candy bar.

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Enjoy the delights of Europe.

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That’s not quite what I meant but it’ll do I guess.

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GF recently had her wisdom teeth removed.

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Went to the bathroom during a university tour and instantly knew where I would be spending the next four years of my life.

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It’s my friend’s bday but I only have Christmas wrapping. I made do.

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He wasn’t frickin lying.

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The problem with living in your car.

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Very Subtle Russia…

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As a 26 year old single man with no kids, these security questions are sending me a very specific message.

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Taboo Topics.

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Bee Facts.

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Restroom Madness.

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Message left by the person I replaced at work.

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Living with a polite stoner.

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Lance Armstrong.

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