My spouse told her mother that I collect silver spoons for tasting food while I cook. My Christmas present just arrived.

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Set up a booby trap for when my wife gets home.

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Had an accident? Just entertain yourself with the snow, until help arrives.

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Or quack your head.

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Mail arrived.

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Zero Gregs!

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Think different.

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You walk outside your front door and see this. What do you do?

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Came home to this..

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Caution

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Got my weekend checklist.

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I’m pretty sure he’s up to something.

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