The local beaver has retaliated after his dam was removed.

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The restrooms at my local pizzeria.

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10 Colors

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FREE COCK

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How my girlfriend makes my sandwich vs how she makes hers.

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This nursing room has the breast wallpaper.

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Had a laugh on the way to work yesterday.

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All I was trying to do was eat a cold piece of pizza in the kitchen.

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I present the classiest and only brandy snifter in my home, The Marty Moose.

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That flick-em font..

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He misplaced the cat.

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Throwing away some Halloween decor.

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My friend asked me to design him a tattoo but didn’t specify what he wanted. This is the flash sheet he got.

by Dave Clamp

Was at a marathon.

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50% Off

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This license plate.

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Pube Mobile

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Went on a walk through the woods. Found a toilet.

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“I have a surprise for you in the bedroom”. Wasn’t expecting this.

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