Saw this guy at the mall.

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I’m a baker. After working all morning on this order, I get this text from my boss.

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Ominously vague product warning.

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He thinks this painting is a window.

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A little slower please.

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Sighted in Epsom, England.

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My brother decorated his fridge for the holidays.

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My fortune cookie.

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I captured the stages of my dog’s reaction when she slowly realized that I didn’t have any treats.

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Not a morning person.

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I’m never bringing my kids to this park again.

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I probably shouldn’t bother looking at the expiration date.

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When your girlfriend chooses the movie.

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My New Year’s Eve party.

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No tree is too small.

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Don’t open it Karen.

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HR gave us wristbands for the holiday office party at 7:45.

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Computer problems and solutions.

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You don’t like my new cutting board? Inconceivable!

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