Saw this guy at the mall.
I’m a baker. After working all morning on this order, I get this text from my boss.
Ominously vague product warning.
He thinks this painting is a window.
A little slower please.
Sighted in Epsom, England.
My brother decorated his fridge for the holidays.
My fortune cookie.
I captured the stages of my dog’s reaction when she slowly realized that I didn’t have any treats.
Not a morning person.
I’m never bringing my kids to this park again.
I probably shouldn’t bother looking at the expiration date.
When your girlfriend chooses the movie.
My New Year’s Eve party.
No tree is too small.
Don’t open it Karen.
HR gave us wristbands for the holiday office party at 7:45.
Computer problems and solutions.
You don’t like my new cutting board? Inconceivable!
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