I won’t name names, but looks like someone ate their mom’s lipstick.

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Let your sister drive they said. It’ll be fun they said.

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There were some stiff drinks in this cocktail menu.

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My fiancé and I have a system, I eat the chocolate wafers and I save him the cream so he can make these monsters.

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Thinking the wife had a bit too much to drink last night, found this in the fridge this morning.

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I received this present with no note, but someone clearly knows my taste! Whoever you are, thank you for thinking of me!

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Walmart has a plan for your $600 stimulus check!

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The nocturnal hummingbirds of Toronto.

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Lazbum 2.

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For 2021 I got myself a calendar with daily bitch quotes.

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My cat is broken.

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Please Drink & Drive Responsibly.

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