If there’s a fire, we’re fighting.

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Someone in my building put this in the “free” pile and pointed it right at my door, scared the hell out of me.

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My wife’s sister is coming to visit. Getting the guest room ready.

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Car drove through a brick wall, neighbor put this out.

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Warning sign at a local Red Robin.

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Dinosaur Detector.

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Found this little joke quietly waiting in a local shop.

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Misleading title, the book was boring.

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Snowman for sale. Needs minor repairs or can be used for parts. $35 or best offer.

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Costco, you have exceeded expectations again.

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Thailand’s Mr. Bean.

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Atlas did not enjoy being woken up.

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Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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My wife bought me new work socks.

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My onion is sexier than yours.

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My sweet 20,000mAh external battery I bought in Mumbai yesterday.

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Wise words.

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My bucket list.

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Pigeon Warning.

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