Looks like kids in a totem pole trench coat trying to buy alcohol.
Our cat went outside for the first time today.
What’s a computer?
My six year old son pointed out when you hold a clif bar upside down it looks like “The last moment of that guy’s life”.
Dude at the bar last night.
This cover up.
Larry is going places.
My friend’s mom sent pictures to her whole family as she hopped into her first UBER ride ever. She’s so excited and probably had a neighbor take the picture.
I Photoshopped myself into a family portrait and it’s now hanging up in my office.
We bought 2 things at CVS.
For people who are always late.
Ordered a pizza and asked for a joke.
Woody has been working out.
Even Gronk can’t believe it.
I’m assuming it’s happened before.
Don’t press your luck in Waihola, New Zealand.
She’s deaf in one ear.
In 1980 I got my head stuck in a fence and instead of helping me my parents took this photo.
Went to watch the new Jumanji Movie, guess the game crashed.
I parked next to Harrison Ford today.
Took my daughter ice skating for the first time, she wanted me to wear a matching outfit with her.
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