Concerned that my squished paper towel roll is about to yell “Slytherin!”

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I think my dog has a side quest for me.

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A company called CC Wellness sells a 175 gallon vat of lube on Amazon for $9,696.96. These are the product images.

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Guy at coffee shop shows off his solution to the $999 Apple stand.

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Crotch Goblins

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Take me to the Oasis Poo level.

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Lockdown Snowman

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The Goodfeathers

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