“Hey, what should we name this truck?” “I don’t care. Just pick two random words.”

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My son got in trouble at school so he didn’t get to watch ANY TV. He was so desperate for something to watch, he resorted to watching me run a virus scan on my computer.

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Panic setting in as sorcery falls from the sky in the Southern US.

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These plates are color coded.

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Stuck in traffic in Nashville, this guy walks by.

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Feel the burn.

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Simple Advice from a Simple Man.

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As a Southerner, I agree with this.

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Rock this way!

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The South’s new snow measurement scale.

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Asked Siri if she had a boyfriend…. She got real.

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What could go wrong?

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Dingo Anatomy.

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Pure genius!

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This may well be the most incredible vending-machine-related event of my life. I feel lucky to have witnessed it.

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