Wife asked me how the score could be a negative.

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My sister’s mother-in-law was told she should put her weed gummies next to citrus when she flies to hide the smell.

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My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a survey.

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What are you trying to imply, Twix?

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My daughter’s 20th birthday cake from her friends.

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I turned my back for 10 seconds…

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They don’t call it Pennsyltucky for nothin’

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Mr. Roboto

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Local fire station with a sense of humour.

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Spooning leads to forking..

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Lessons from Barbie.

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100 year old boobs.

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Met this charming character on a hike in Portugal yesterday.

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Valet parking in Canada

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