Hope I got my ticket
I work in an Italian restaurant. These are the notes of…encouragement(?) that my boss regularly posts around the place. I love working for him.
My mom made me some mittens and sent them to me in the mail. I approve
Awwwww yeah its my birthday
If Bryan Cranston and Neil Patrick Harris had a child
Stephen Hawking meets Jim Carrey
I was told today that my cat looks like Ron Pearlman.
Jack, not now. I’m working
I laugh every time.
Jim Carey does a pretty good Clint Eastwood impression.
Can’t unsee this…
You dirty bird…
My friend chipped his tooth and it couldn’t have turned out more perfect.
When I can’t decide if I want to have breakfast before heading to work.
First time you post a comment on reddit.
Came to my French class and I see this written on the desk thinking it was gonna be some verse from the bible….
Bananas for Scales
After you shave your pubic hair
If it fits, I am a dumb asshole
Teacher Obviously Browses Reddit
you’ll never guess why I’m late, Boss.
Raised by Jack Daniels