I’m a 42 year old male – I grew up with female cousins – look what they used to do to me.

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Today I found out how to remotely control my high school student’s computers and how to send them messages when they’re not doing the right thing.

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Hearing What You Want to Hear.

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Immigrants perform the hardest jobs.

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Asked Google. Got put in my place.

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The Cats Whiskers.

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The flight attendant rushed out of the bathroom.

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Nephew was missing, and they started to get worried. This is where we found him.

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Someone didn’t get the memo.

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This is what happens when you take out the screen and your cat thinks you moved the door.

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Taking a hot shower when it’s cold outside.

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If it works… we’re golden!

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Asking a Home Depot Employee for Advice.

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For those needing an update on how much snow DC is getting.

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Damn, Australia. That hurts.

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Gee Netflix I wonder if the team beat the odds and won the championship.

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My cat begged to go outside for two damn hours.

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