Forever Cone

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The lady I’m seeing is currently sharing her Netflix with me. This is how I’m labelled.

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After 30 years, I have finally found it.

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A big nose is not an excuse!

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Evidently my package was delivered by Disney animals.

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Sniffy greetings to you.

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My wife has had the virus and I haven’t, so she makes me wait in the car when we get groceries. I made a sign.

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Calorie

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“We Hope”

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Came across this plaque.

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Sound advice.

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The condescending warning label on these snowboarding gloves.

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