No matter what, she starts the day off on the right foot.
This dude is doing online dating right.
So, am I supposed to buy this or not?
From Jon Stewart’s book ‘America’, published in 2004.
Found an old picture of my moms boyfriend. I can’t tell if he looks more like Mike or Eleven.
I’m sorry, but McDonald’s is losing their mind.
When you lie on your resume but still get the job.
I introduced my cat to my newborn daughter.
My worst fear.
My little brother is very tall so we use him to measure things.
The look on my parent’s faces while being told that their limo had a flat perfectly sums up who they are as individuals.
Reached up to reload the dryer and felt something very sharp dig into my hand.
This has been in my wallet for years.
Want to start yoga?
It’s a fashion statement.
What’s a computer?
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