Big Chonk and the Mittens just dropped their new mixtape.

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Holy Shit.

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The best damn hameberder buns in town.

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It’s not stupid if it works.

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Someone forgot how an acronym works.

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Muppet fear in a bag.

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My sister crocheted me a Pennywise doll. I keep it in my drawer when I sleep, obviously.

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Oh my god, they found me! I don’t know how, but they found me! Run for it, Marty!

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It’s that time of year again.

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Hand Dryers

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The level of petty I aspire to.

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Untidy thieves..

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Wassup!

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No shoes. No shirt. Yes, that’s a raccoon.

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My drug of choice…

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Today is gonna be the day.

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Trying to take a photo for my work bio…

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Spotted in Costa Rica…

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He ain’t no scrub…

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