This is what happens when you’re too lazy to help your short girlfriend.

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Sign I saw in west Seattle.

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This wine bag.

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He’s got the boots with the fur.

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Someone wanted the D and came back for seconds.

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Caution: Horses may take your soul.

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There’s a dead hedgehog somewhere.

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My neighbors truck got some modifications recently.

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We got some snow. My dog said nope.

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“Feed me Seymour”

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There’s no escape.

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Do you think my work will notice that I got a stand in for my zoom calls?

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