A substitute at my former high school walks around with this and tells students to “Have a grate day!”.

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Good as new.

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I asked for my coffee extra dark. Not what I expected.

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Looks like they ran out of fun at the Fun Fest.

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Saw this at a pizza place in Brooklyn. Not sure if this means they’re hiring or just looking for companionship.

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How did the police find us?!

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For future reference Pizza Hut, this is what I mean when I say extra pepperoni.

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Yep

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My brother’s cat makes me uncomfortable. She makes all of us uncomfortable.

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Grandma is in such a great mood lately.

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Munching on my arm.

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