My friend’s cousin stayed home New Year’s Eve, so he could spend it with his sister.
Working hard now…
And my girlfriend thinks my car is messy…
Christina Aguilera is the fairy godmother from Shrek 2.
Update on the Krispy Kreme truck fire.
My co-worker is a monster who writes like this.
Ice Road Truckers: Season 20
John Cena looks like Wreck-It Ralph.
“Where have you been?”
Céline Dion & Lady Gaga look like contestants on Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
Just got our dog fixed, this is my life now.
These Japanese cars are still trying to get the language down…
Seen in the waiting room of my kids pediatrician.
He actually likes this.
Thank you Amazon, for protecting my item during shipping.
The Mullet Prevention Fund
“Finally! I’m starving!”
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