Because I’m tired of the “It doesn’t matter.”

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Goddamn that’s a lot of zeroes!

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Bio class just got more interesting.

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Party hard, Fred.

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It’s entirely possible my cynicism and frustration with coworkers is starting to show…

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Breaking News.

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Wife had an ultrasound today. My baby looks like the Punisher.

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The Summer Soldier.

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Your in-flight movie this evening will be Barbershop.

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Met this terrifying creature at the dentist.

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College in a nutshell.

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Maybe a bad time to ask.

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When you hear her calling someone else a good boy.

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Sounds of the ocean.

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Nope.

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Video game logic (RE7).

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“Yeah, I’d like a large pizza with extra pizza please.”

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Adidas knows its clients.

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Natural selection in action.

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This is the shower I live with.

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