Burned my hand cooking, made it look better! I call him, Ryan “Goose-ling”.

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Taking a selfie vs checking out the selfie you just posted.

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The Swedish Chef and some other rando in chefs clothes.

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Meanwhile in Germany.

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My dog would like to speak to the manager.

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I’m in shape..

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Headline of my resume.

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Wanted: Good Woman

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Hot content only.

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Thank you, Satan.

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I suppose you all wonder why I have gathered you here today.

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Meet Bowie

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What boys?

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Share The Love This Valentines.

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