Grandma got an Apple watch but still insistent on sporting the Rolex.

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I hate it when job interviewers ask “What is your greatest strength”, so I printed up these business cards to just hand out when asked.

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My sister came out of the water with her pockets full of sand…

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Went to look on Amazon for a cheap vacuum for my son’s apartment. Came across this interesting reference, I guess if anyone is tackling “Jewish” spills, this is the model for you.

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Work supplied raincoats to the crew but Jose who is 5’1 showed up late and the only one left was a XXL.

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Onions are currently over $10 per kg in the Philippines so this.

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Eh, he followed the directions!

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Filipino business owner with a sense of humor.

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The trash can sounds preferable..

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Apparently my medication can cause “Slurred Vision”.

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Cowabunga!

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“Never worn before” wedding dress!

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Found this on the back of my Lego instructions.

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Trying to use the bathroom, but this rascal won’t give me any privacy.

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Don’t tell me to stop playing with my food.

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Choose wisely…

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