Bermuda triangle, the real one.

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Tell me your secrets, Dan Crary.

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Nintendo Oui.

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Kids spell the darndest things.

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If Brad Pitt and Johnny Knoxville conceived a child, it would be Benicio del Toro.

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Do not print large jobs.

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Kid’s teacher explaining why my son got in trouble at school.

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Stupid Geese.

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One of these days i’m gonna shave my teeth or brush my face.

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Something wonderful is happening at the pool.

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My hubby tried to bake cookies tonight… On a cooling rack :/

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Hillbilly tie down.

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America’s favorite cable company installed a new box in our office. I have no idea why they have customer service issues.

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You can flood our houses. You can flood our football fields and schools. You can flood our pubs too but nothing will stop us from goin out for a pint.

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