Most useless braille I’ve ever seen.

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Good evening, Clarice.

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My wife literally said, “don’t move”, then snapped this pic of me.

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Who’s ready for another work week?

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Releasing moothane

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Shower time

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How to get a husband, 1938 edition. #40 will definitely get them.

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Spotted in Mexico

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Discount Celebrities

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Brutal punishment

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My last day at work cake after getting a new job.

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So I’m getting a vasectomy tomorrow…

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I mean it’s not wrong.

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When your foundation doesn’t match your skin tone.

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Damn it.

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Tried to make chocolate chip cookies. Ended up with a chocolate chip cookie.

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All these men are waiting for women to finish shopping.

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The Dundies are really stepping it up this year.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy, meet my friend…

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Whatever makes you happy.

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