My girlfriend at the Dentist.

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It looks like this community college might need to take an English 101 course.

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Boneless

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Buckle up, it’s gonna be a ruff ride.

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This is Betty and she hates every single one of you.

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Or not..

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A snowy owl and an owl made of snow.

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My parents said I could be anything..

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I bought my cat a new gift.

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Son gave me a Pokemon coin, which I put in my wallet. Had to explain to long-term girlfriend it wasn’t a condom when she saw it.

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I wouldn’t even be mad.

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My mom found this pic of me ca. 1994. So your telling me I took an awesome cat pic with a Blue Steel pose before I had internet? Yes!

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The Terminal with NoVac.

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