What a wonderful phrase.

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Had to drug our cat for a hair cut.

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The joy of pizza without the cals…

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Checkmate.

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Wife sent this in when she got a speeding ticket.

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Gotta love the names they come up with for fireworks.

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Whoever made this, you’re diabolic.

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For a year I read this as #1 Dad, but just realized I’m only Dad #1.

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My wife put me in charge of making signs for my sons first birthday party.

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That must be one precious pen.

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My sister got tipsy last night and fell into the wall.

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Nothing at all!

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Microsoft: “Always Looking Out For It’s Users With This Special Technique. “

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This pacifier.

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Trying to stay cool in Phoenix.

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Someone REALLY likes Die Hard.

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Coke Cola teaching us dummies math!

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Another whiskey barkeep.

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STOP!

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So is Nutella telling me to change my breakfast from healthy to fat?

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